With the end of the year rapidly approaching it seems that a count down of sorts is appropriate so I'll give it a whirl.
It happened one night - I'd met you at a dive bar, we had a beer and some awkward conversation. The kissing was decent, but you got handsy waayyy too fast, then only called me because you wanted a piece of ass. 
Million Dollar Baby - I'd given you my phone number when I very first moved to PDX and didn't know a soul.  We didn't really have any chemistry, but for some reason we ended up making out sometime in January (blame it on turning 30, yikes) But you were a decent kisser and such a gentleman. 
Peter Pan - Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me.....We made etc..  and you are not a good kisser.  Your age really showed in that you might still think you're in a highschool make out session.  
Sportsfan - You were the best kisser probably for the first half of the year. we had a good date, then a few days later watched a movie at your house, you were really nice and snuggley and turned out to be a good kisser.  You paid attention to details and you didn't drool all over my face. 2 thumbs up.
hahahaha!! yay!! love it.
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