Feminine wiles can take a while to catch up to you. Venus Di Milo is my hero, minus the seaweed. She’s got it going on, since she’s got no arms And is still ok with public nudity. But that makes sense Because there are lots of kinds of naked. This is the good kind. Where your hips sway to the staccato cadence. From step to strut. Confident and naked. |
you: venus de milo
ReplyDeleteme: barbara streisand
not fair.
You get to pick your hero.......did you pick Barbara?
ReplyDeletesure. i get to be a cray jewish lady with a kick ass voice. i'm down with that. (although i may be a little funny looking with crazy curly hair.)
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